ABOUT THE MIRACULOUS CHRONUS

Chronus is the epoch of all things wonderful. We've done everything a guild ever needs to do to be successful - invited a ninja, invited a person with a lower IQ than 5, and wiped a raid in LBRS. Now, we're a raiding guild: these are our very special founders!

Marteau was an infant child born to Thor and Cher. His original name was Dopopolis, but his father renamed him "Marteau" so that his name might ring true in the hallowed halls of glory for years to come.

Additionally, he can sing like a god.

Chyp was a leper in India who cured himself and set sail across the Pacific to the little known state of California. Upon establishing his home and several populated cities, Chyp put on some plate and now gives people leprosy. He also enjoys his phonesex.

Felix was originally a jaguar in the Amazon, who after years of feeding on pygmies and small monkeys, heeded his jaguar-senses, and went to the city to make his living. Over time, he de-evolved into a dwarf but if you look in his closet, he still keeps monkeys.

Isadia is a queen of heaven and used to be a Power Ranger. At some point in her life, Isadia had wings and a pink hat, but upon migrating to Azeroth, traded it in for a leather hat and a sharpened letter opener.

TOGETHER THESE MIGHTY HUMANS FORMED CHRONUS, LEGION OF GODS

OFFICERZ

Guildmaster: Marteau
Ass. Guildmaster: Felix
Warrior Class Leader/Guild Bank: Chyp
Mage Class Leader/DKP Officer: Brasidas
Hunter Class Leader/Regulator: Dranalin
Priest Class Leader: Blind
Paladin Class Leader: Sylent
Warlock Class Leader: Bloodwitch
Warrior Class Officer: Temujin
Webmonkey: Isadia

GUILD CHARTER

This set of rules governs you in Chronus. When you're in the guild, don't forget: your rules, your caps, and your EPIX.